MY FIRST NUFFNANG AD!

Woohoo! Yeah! Got my first ad today! Screenshots screenshots!





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*Switched off hyper mode*

Alright! I am back to my normal self. Hahaha! Anyways today care group very fun! Woohoo! Hahahaha ok not much to update. Shall go back to my inukami now. Bye people! Dont miss me,yeah? =D

Argh! I am having a headache and not much mood to blog. So yeah,nothing much to update. Just stayed home and watch animes for the whole day. Hahahaha.

Inukami owns =D

DAWN YANG GOT OWNED!

Yes,u got me right! Dawn yang got owned! She got exposed,BADLY! And no,i dont mean she got physically exposed. I meant all her lies are exposed.

Personally i dont have anything against Dawn. I am ph7,neutral. But honestly i prefer xiaxue more. I just love her blog. Hehehe. So anyways,back to dawn getting owned.

In a forum,dawn created multiple accounts and she actually use them to support herself. Wahahahaha! Wat the hell! So that means all her fans are actually herself? Nice! So technically she is not that famous,but i am sure there are a HANDFUL of real fans out there who die die also wan to support dawn even though she is exposed,BADLY!

She also created another xanga account to comment on her own blog. Hmmm...

Uhh well! Enough of me talking!
......................
.........TYPING!!!!

Visit this site to know more about the lies of dawn!

Yo peeps! Today school was boring. LOL! I seem to keep repeating the same thing, but school IS boring! Hahaha. Plus alot of homework. Sadded T.T

Anyways after school went bpp to meet weixian. Slacked at KFC awhile thn vanessa came. Had lunch at KFC thn off to bugis! 960-ed to bugis and we walk walk to find weixian's hoodies. Hahahaha! But she cant find any. Awwww so sad!

And we crapped alot at bugis. Damn fun! Bugis street nothing de so we went bugis junction. Still cant find weixian's hoodies so give up! Went to take NEOPRINTS! Woohoo! Though it is fun taking neoprints with them but the machine sucks! It cant edit too much things. I prefer the one at cineleisure. Hahahaha!

Took finish neoprint thn went to cut it. While cutting weixian suddenly say "Eh! Pastor shirley leh!" Thn me and vanessa turn to look and pastor shirley burst out laughing. We also started laughing. LOL! Thn we quickly cut finish and quickly zao becos it is damn xia suey de lor! Plus it is very late. So 960-ed home and thn went to bathe and here i am blogging =D

Ok i am gonna go do my homework now. So many homework! SADDED! =(

Oh ya! Before i forgot this,i heard from weixian that if you take a picture of 3 person that 3 person will break up their friendship one day. And i agree! Like that time alicia,weixian and me took a picture and wat happen now? Sigh...

And also one more picture i took with 2 of my other frens. And wat happen now?! Sigh.....

Life is so cruel =(

I'm sure you guys know that i did a major makeover on my blog. Nice nice? =D

Red and black emo colours whoooo! Hahaha. Alright,i think tonight i would be so busy that i wont have the time to update so i came here to update. Just for the sake of you guys. How good am i?!?! Hahaha.

Later going to my ahma house to makan! Woohoo! After that i think i will come home early to..................do something busy. Hehe!

I'm sure some of you guys will be thinking what am i doing that i have no time to update blog and is making me so busy. Well......If you guys wanna know i am playing pokemon.

Dont laugh ok! It is damn fun. I know it is lame but still it is fun! You know the pokemon game that you play on the gameboys. Well it is the same thing except you play it on the computer.

Trust me it is fun. =D
I know i am childish but i'm lovin' it!

P/S : Give me comments on my blog's makeover. Whether is it nice etc. Thanks!

Today went back church. Haha. Plus i converted back. So yeah,i am a child of god once again. Hehe. Service was FUN! Woohoo! After that went to makan with mingyee.

Than went plaza singapura play arcade with weixian,mingyee,vanessa and one more girl i dont know how to spell her name. Lol. After that,walk to cineleisure take neoprint with weixian and vanessa.

Woohoo! Long time never walk walk with weixian liao. Hehe,so fun. After that went home. Plus i forgot to bring out my ez-link card so have to buy tickets to sit MRT. Damn fucking ex!! Tmd!

Went home thn SOMEONE called me thn make me damn dulan. Tmd,he keep di siao me. Waliew!!

Suppose to ton through the nite with him and germaine but my mom dont allow. I tell you : parents screw you in everyway they can.

And now i am chatting with a damn idiotic guy who keeps bullying me =(
Sadded.

Alright ppl! I am not gonna blog daily now. Maybe on alternate days only. Very busy with somethings. Sorry!

BUSY!
sorry people!!!!

I am damn busy! Chatting with 5ppl and sms-ing 2ppl and blogging at the same time. Lol!

Thanks to Jiawan who found a blogshop selling half shutter shades! WOOHOO! THANK YOU!!!!!!

Alright.Busy busy busy busy!!!!!!

And now i am.......

....GONE!


P/S : Mission week tmr! Woohoo!

Boo people! I am back,yo! After that angry post yesterday i finally cooled down a little bit. One of my friends tell me don't hate that guy becos it is useless hating a useless kid. So yeah,no point fighting someone online when you don't even know that person,huh?

And and and! School was boring....AS USUAL! Test after test today. After that new southwales shit test there is social studies test. My new southwales shit test i am aiming for that high distinction! But i doubt i can,becos whole of sg,malaysia,south africa,austrailia and other countries are taking the same test. And only the top 1% of the people who took the test than can get high distinction.

So give up. Aim for distinction can liao. Hehe! Plus kesiao cheat in that test! LOL! After that had social studies test. Damn! Didn't study at all! Anyhow write shit load of crap on my paper. Mrs Gan collect my paper that time,she see my paper for awhile than say to me :

Wah! You finally studied for a test ah?

Uhh...I did not study for it,but i jus lie to her :

Abit lah. 50:50!

Lol. Collect finish went to canteen than crap awhile. Than it's time to leave for science centre! Knn! We kena one lao kok kok bus. Tmd! Plus the air-con not really working. #^$^&#%$#@$@!!!!! Hot daoooooooo! Cannot hot anymore. LOL!

Science centre was fun! I guai kia sio! Do the worksheet. While kesiao and xiaoxuan jus play here play there. Wat the hell. So me and mingyee go find the answers for our worksheet. Hahaha!

After science centre,went back to school! Phew! We never kena the same lao kok kok bus anymore! And the bus is damn class sia! Air-con damn power de lor! Plus jus now the lao kok kok bus we took damn shaky! But this one damn smoooooth~

67-ed home and i am damn tired right now. So bye people! Sorry no pictures for now becos i lost my n81 like,long time ago? And the current phone i am using now i don't have the fucking cable _|_

GIGOLO

Hey people! Yes,there is a gigolo who obviously wanna start a war with me. Lucky for me as jiawan who view his blog and saw a post about me immediately informed me. Uhh well..
Let the rantings.....
BEGIN!




QB face? Wait till you see how guai lan he is.

Extracted from his blog :


I have to say that :
#1.No way! I DON'T WANT your pathetic attention. No thank you!

#2.I have been blogging bad things about you? Sorry hor,only one post. Maybe you need to brush up your english a little bit more before shooting back? I can suggest some english classes which my p2 brother goes to(:

#3.Since when did you explain things? You only know how to kao bei here kao bei there,chee bye here chee bye there. Pls lah hor,if you really go view your tags all you did was scold. You DIDN'T explain!

Extracted from his blog :



My say :
#1.I don't want you to blog about me. No thank you. I don't need that.

#2.Nah. I don't need your pathetic blog entry to help me gain visitors. Your blog obviously doesn't even have that much hits. "It's probably the hottest web in the world." Bullshit....

Extracted from his blog:



My say :
#1.Sorry,i am neither innocent nor bitchy,you geeky gay(:

#2.Hmmm. My friends can resist slapping me. But i doubt i can resist throwing dog shit on you follow by stuffing a 10 foot long pole up your ass and pouring down lots and lots of cockroaches into the pole. But i am afraid the cockroaches will run back up the pole becos they see your ass kena butt-raped so many times by other gays that they scared liao.

Sigh...
Sad for the cockroaches...
Sorry cockroaches that i have to torment you this way :(

#3.I am very happy right now with my family problems settled and with great friends(example : jiawan,kesiao,jidan,didi,retarded,germaine and her bf,wenQ,zinc,macaroni,horse etc.) around me(:
And if i am not happy obviously i will find my friends for comfort not a gay gigolo(:

FULL STOP!

Sian lah. Kena chase out of the house. Now at jiawan house staying overnight. Wahahahaha! Oh ya. By the way : Special thanks to JIAWAN for letting me stay overnight(: and special thanks to KESIAO for lending me a listening ear.
And jiawan wan me to give her a special thanks for her mother's nice curry and vegetables -.-''

Okok. Enough thanks for today. Woke up and kena kan by my mother liao. FUCK! Don't know whether am i really their daughter. Scully they pick me up from a rubbish dump one. Zzz.

Anyways,67-ed to jiawan house. On the bus saw Jidan. LOL! We just smile here smile there. Hahahaha! Plus she say will sms me in the end bo! Wat the hell...

Went dessert bowl again. Haha! Crazy damn lame sia! Jiawan call her to take the menu come than she say "rang wo kao lu kao lu yi sia" translation : let me consider first.

LOL!!! Jiawan kena owned. Hehe.

Okok i shall end my post abruptly here. Jiawan's parents home le. Byebye!

I HATE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN I KEEP GETTING AWFUL STOMACH CRAMPS! ARGH!


Screw it! Anyways,i am interested in buying half shutter shades. Any blogshops or bloggers who knows any blogshops selling it? Pls drop me a mail. Thanks!

Shall post up pics tomorrow once i get it from kesiao(:

Anyways,school sucks(what's new?). Went for chinese remedial,see i so guai! After remedial met kesiao at the canteen. Ate my lunch than went far east to buy THAT F-ING NICE BLING NECKLACE! Wahahaha! I love it! Than home sweet home~

After bathing,surf the net awhile. Cabbed to our school's bus stop to wait for kesiao than went BPP to get dulcie's birthday present and my grape ice blended. Hehe! Went kesiao's house after that and saw her sister and father for the first time. Damn her sis chio de lor! But fierce. Haha.

Cabbed to dulcie's house and i became anti-social. I am always anti-social anyways. So who cares? Lalalalala~

That's all! Oh but you need to come back for the pictures! Hehe!

Why is there so much unfairness towards us students?!

First of all,there is this person who complained to our school regarding my schoolmates cutting queue at the CCK bus interchange(bus 67). I know this is our fault,but there are also people who cut queue when i am queueing up for bus 67 PROPERLY! This happens who do we complain to?! Seriously i have met alot of this kind of people. What the hell is wrong,man?! Adults can cut our queue we cannot cut their queue. BULLSHIT!

Second,when us students forgot to bring out textbooks we would say the truth. And this is how it will go :
Student : Sorry teacher i forgot to bring my textbook.
Teacher : WHAT YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT YOUR TEXTBOOK?! THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE!
Woah! Hold it right there! Students means we can't forget things?! BULLSHIT!!!! Students are also humans,morons! Humans make mistake sometimes ok! If that person always never bring textbook and keep using the same excuse i can understand but what if that person is a first-time?

Argh! Thinking about all this just makes my blood boil! Screw it! So anyway,today school is boring as usual. Oh ya! By the way from now on i am attending ALL history lessons and remedials! Comrade maari rocks! WAHAHAHAHAA! She is funny,man! Hehe!!

Was drawing some random crap on my notebook for the whole of today as it was too boring. End results!




In case you guys are wondering,yes that is a real plaster. I don't know how to draw a plaster so i just stick one on to it. Haha! Tomorrow : DULCIE'S BBQ! WOOHOO!!!

P/S : Thanks to XiaoJiDan for being there for me when i need a 'rubbish bin' =x haha!
P/S/S : Anybody want me to draw pictures for them? =x haha!!!

Yawns! Damn fucking tiring today. Argh! I hate CCA days! Ok,before i start crapping about my boring day i shall blog about something first. The first thought on my mind when i see this is : MY HATER HAS SPLIT PERSONALITY?!


Click the picture if you can't see clearly.

This seriously makes my day! At first i never bothered to go check the I.P address because i RARELY check it. But one of my fren suggested me checking it becos she is suspicious that 'name.' and 'Walter' could be the same person. So i check it out and amusingly what she said is true! I was laughing hard when i saw it becos there were so many crap thoughts running through my mind!
#1.My fren could get a job as a psychic.
#2.Why the hell does my hater has two names?
#3.Oh! He uses different names to support himself!
#4.What a jackass that person is!
#5.Moronic dumbass geek!

So there! This proves that even people whom you think is leading a normal life could suffer from split personality! So to all bloggers out there! Once you get a hate tag from Walter and 30min later there is another person saying : Oh i agree with Walter.
CHECK THE I.P ADDRESS! Anyway,i hereby declare WALTER KENA JACKED!

Ok ok. I cannot tahan anymore. It is damn funny when i think about it. DAMN! My stomach hurts from all that laughing! Okok,before anybody starts runing away from my laughters i shall stop and control my laughter!

Today had the temperature taking exercise! Kesiao and me rub the thermometer on our skirts and bluff ms bhavani that we had fever.Joking! I mean,kesiao and me rub the thermometer on our skirts becos we challenge each other see who can make it the hottest and kesiao won! Haha!

After that was E-math. DAMN! Kesiao and me were praying that mr ong never come and when we saw him walking through the door...DOUBLE DAMN! Sian dao!!!! Going through some angle of elevation and depression shit thn there was this announcement :

Will the following teachers pls come to the office?*shit loads of teacher names*....

Halfway through the announcement kesiao said : Mr Ong Chuan Hock.
Thn the announcement really said it!

....Mr Ong Chuan Hock. All these teachers whose names are mentioned pls come to the general office now.

WOOHOO! ANOTHER FREN OF MINE WHO COULD BE A PSYCHIC! COOL!!! Kesiao and me were laughing damn loudly. HAHAHAHA! But in the end he never go. TRIPLE DAMN!!!

And the rest of my day was sucky! CCA was held at the study area and machiam free time lor! We can do anything we wan but we are not allow to leave the school. What the hell?!?! So i crapped with Alicia and we had talk about lots of jokes and serious stuffs. So yea,after that went home and once i step into my house i immediately kena kan by my mom. So sad =(

Argh! Lazy to post anything now becos i have nth else to post. See ya! Peace out!

P/S : I don't want to start another war with Walter. I just wanna share this hilarious episode with my frens(:

Recently there is LOTS of wars in the world of blogosphere(in short : blog wars.easier for me,haha) Anyways!! Why are there so much conflicts in the world of blogosphere?! You only know that person online and not real life so why get all so worked up? If you know that person real life why not settle it real life instead of having blog wars?

WAR #1
Between : Xiaxue and Dawn Yang
I am sure most of you know about the war between Xiaxue and Dawn Yang right? Well this war is the usual : Xiaxue writes about how much she hates Dawn and Dawn's manager threaten to sue Xiaxue etc. etc. etc.
Now i find this really weird. A blog is for u to write freely about your feelings but in this case,Xiaxue is not having that freedom. Why? Because she offended someone. Just like : If you write something racist your ass also kena whack by government.
Anyway,later on Xiaxue needs to write and apology post etc. which i find that it is REALLY unfair to her. Dawn's manager is jus an extra who wants Xiaxue's attention. END OF STORY! Heck! I may get sued for writing that sentence but who cares? My blog is not that famous as Xiaxue's thus i should be safe.

WAR #2
Between : Jayden and YinJie
Though this two bloggers are not as famous but they are still quite popular. As in their blog really has readers. Lots of them!
For their war,scenario is this : Yinjie used his own blog's blogskin which is designed by Jayden to enter into a best blog design contest. Jayden who also join the same contest found out about it and i guess he was furious thus he emailed the in-charge of the contest about this issue plus he 'confronted' YinJie.
YinJie claims that someone nominated him and he joined it not knowing that it is for best blog design contest while he himself joined best youth blog contest too. I can't judge who is right or who is wrong because in my opinion it looks like it is just a misunderstanding. BUT! Maybe...JUST MAYBE!!! YinJie MAYBE lying. I am jus saying maybe becos i don't know for sure.

WAR #3
Between : Isaac and Walter
I don't know much about Walter but i am a regular reader of Isaac's blog. So i may tend to be abit one-sided in this.
Scenario : People claim that Walter stole Isaac's blog title and thn it became big resulting in both of them shooting each other.
I did went to Walter's blog to check it out and i saw so DAMN ALOT of hate tags and i mean SHIT LOAD of them! Same goes for Isaac's blog as well. Personally i would support Isaac becos i don't know why but i abit buey song with that Walter's face. BUT that is not the point. Walter does NOT have the same blog title as Isaac. Just that the 'main part of it' is the same. Which is the scream part. Only one person knows who is right and who is wrong in this case. Walter himself. Does he steal the idea from Isaac's blog only he himself knows.

Lol. Watched a video that sean showed me recently. But sadly i lost the link. But i still remember how it goes though!
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You know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Becos up until that day i was an idiot but nobody else knew. When the spelling bee day popped up.....

Teacher : Alright kids! Up against the wall! It's time for public humiliation!! Spell a word wrong sit down in front of your frens.

That's great for little egos."Hey,look at me. I'm a moron! I wasn't even close! I was using numbers and stuff!" That's why i admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn't going to win so why stand there for 3 hours?
Teacher : First round."Cat"
Student : K-A-T. I'm outta here.

I remember my teacher asked me..
Teacher : Brian what's the 'i' before 'e' rule?
Brian : Umm...i before e..............always.
Teacher : What you an idiot Brian?
Brian : APPARENTLY!

So she explains it.
Teacher : No brian. It's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sound like 'a' as in neighbour and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may and you will always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
Brian : That's a hard rule.That's a rough rule...

Plurals were hard too...
Teacher : Brian,how do you make a word a plural?
Brian : You put a 's'...put a 's' at the end of it.
Teacher : When?
Brian : *sigh* ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS!
Teacher : No Brian. Let me show you.

So she asked this kid who knew everything.
Teacher : Irwin what's the plural for ox?
Irwin : Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.
Teacher : Brian?
Brian : Wha-a-at?
Teacher : Brian what's the plural for box?
Brian : BOXEN! I BOUGHT 2 BOXEN OF DOUGHNUTS!
Teacher : No no Brian no. Let's try another one. Irwin,what's the plural for goose?
Irwin : Geese. I saw a flock of geese.
Teacher : Brian.
Brian : Wha-a-at?
Teacher : Brian what's the plural for moose?
Brian : MOOSEN! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! THERE WERE MANY OF THEM! Many much MOOSEN! Out in the woods..in the wood-es....in the woodsen!! The meese want the food in the woodesen...food is the eatenesen! The meese want the food in the woodesenes!
Teacher : Brian! You are an imbecile...
Brian : IMBECILEN!
Teacher : What? You speaking German,Brian?
Brian : German! German..GERMAINE! Germaine..JACKSON! JACKSON TITO!!!!
Teacher : Brian what the hell are you talking about?!
Brian : I don't know...Really i don't know....

I think the worst day was the day the science project was due? "Oh no. That's due today! I had nine months to work on it and i did nothing.I have a cardboard box.....of boxen." And you show up. You are scared becos you don't have anything good and you find out all the other kids their parents made theirs for them. I hated that,you know? One kid with a volcano...he didn't know how to zip up his own pants but he built a volcano. I didn't know what to do for my project so i brought in a paper cup filled with dirt just hoping that she knew i'm an idiot and just walk right on pass me just as long as i was holding something.

Teacher : What do you have there,Brian?
Brian : It's a cup of dirt. Just put an 'F' on it there and let me go home.
Teacher : Well,explain it.
Brian : Well,it's a cup with dirt in it! I call it 'Cup of Dirt'! You should move on now. Just go ahead and move on. Head on down the line there.

So she went to his one kid ; there's this kid in my class who made the same solar system like 10 years in a row. He's going...

Student : THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN! THE YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
Teacher : Ok,alright,what are these other planets?
Student : THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
Teacher : Alright! Calm down!
Student : ALRIGHT!!!

Hey ppl! Recently i read one post from the-miracle-season.blogspot.com and it is about some interesting facts of life.

There is one fact which goes : The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

Ok. I find this SERIOUSLY(!) stupid. Whether the guy is 8 or 9 years old,ok let me rephrase. BOTH OF THEM HAVEN EVEN HIT PUBERTY YET! SO HOW THE FUCK DOES THE GIRL(whether 8 or 9 years old) GET PREGNANT?! Hmm..Seriously i don't know.

Anybody knows the answer or something to this 'fact'?

A short post for today as i am busy.

Why are guys fuckers? Becos they are the ones who fuck girls while the girls are the ones getting fucked(:

Lame i know. Whatever!*shows big big 'W' sign*
Tatahs ppl!(:

Yo ppl! Damn shag right now. Sigh...

Anyways,last night Jay was webcam-ing with me. Why? Becos he wanted me to test out his new mic. Tsk! So how did he test? He beatbox to let me hear. Hahaha. I must say he beatbox quite well. Haha.

So today school was sucky as usual. After school went to Jiawan's house to let her change clothes etc. while i slacking there with her comp. After that 67-ed to my house and thn we crap a lot i tell u!

She go bai pose with one of my shirt that i use to wear almost everyday when i was in p5.



Lame i know. I don't know what i see in that shirt back thn. Maybe i last time cock eye one. Hmmmm..

So anyways! Jiawan and me tried out the spice challenge that paul and kay kay tried also. If you don't know who are they go clicknetwork.tv and watch them : Chick VS Dick. Damn hilarious!

Ppl : HEY! WHAT ABOUT JIAWAN AND YOU DE SPICE CHALLENGE?!

Erm....Well.....Sad to say we both failed badly. Ok,this are the spices we tried :

#1.Normal chilli sauce.
#2.Tabasco(don't know how to spell)
#3.My grandma's secret recipe for extremely hot chilli
#4.Chilli padi

The chilli sauce was ok,but after trying tabasco. Both of us were crying out for water! Took about 3 mouths of water for each of us. Thn we tried my grandma's secret recipe for extremely hot chilli and we both give up. It's damn hot i tell u! Any chilli lovers out there who wanna try my grandma's secret recipe i can give you some.

After that we crap about for awhile thn we took photos for XiaoJiDan and my blogshop. So yeah,go and check out our blogshops will ya? Everything in good condition! And the price is reasonable!! Blogshop.

I shall go rest now. Tatah ppl! Peace out!(:

Sian lah. Damn busy right now and damn dulan. I don't know why i am dulan so don't ask me,i am just dulan. I don't know what the f*** i am talking about now,and i am just randomly typing any shit that comes to my mind.
How about i sing u a song?

Ok here goes...
*Ahem*
Lalalala~
Lalalala~
Elmo's world.
Lalalala~
Lalalala~
Elmo's world!
Elmo loves his goldfish guppy.
His crayon paintbrush too.
That's elmo's world!!!!!
*clap clap clap*
Thank you!

Another one? Ok.

*AHEM!*
Baa baa black white sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir three bags full not full.
One for my master and one for the dame bastard.
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane drain.
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Thank you thank you!

P/S : Any song request?(:

Here is a question i like to ask each and everyone of you.

Which PSP game you think is the nicest or most fun?

Need some ideas. Leave a comment please.

Thanks(:

Today is another fucking boring day so i shall not elaborate much. Anyway, the after-school remedials starts today. FUCK! Hate it so much. Lalalala~

Kesiao reminded me something today. She said last time the bitch always say that if you bling your stuffs you are an ahlian. Like wtf?! Xiaxue blings all her stuffs does that mean she is an ahlian too? I think there is a cuckoo in her head or something. Even kesiao's brother also says bling things equals to an ahlian.

What is wrong with people?! We bling our stuffs to make it look nice. We just want our things to be nice is that being ahlian?! Argh. Even when your studs/barbells has a diamond on it that bitch will say it looks ahlian. Eh hello hello! Excuse me excuse me! Diamonds,crystals(MY NAME! Ok random.)are nice ok!

There was once when kesiao wanted to buy a diamond naval stud immediately that bitch say it is ahlian. Wtf?!

Plus once at long john jiawan dun really know how to cut using that knife plus long john's knife are so fucking fragile. So jiawan just stick the fork into the fish/chicken,dip it into chilli sauce and just bite the part with chilli sauce away. Guess what that bitch said? Go on. Make a guess!

That bitch said that jiawan was being BABARIAN! What in god's name is that bitch thinking?! Hey bitch! You wanna eat potato you urself go eat lah hor! Fucker!
F.Y.I - eat potato equals to act angmoh.

Uhh whatever! *Shows big big 'W' sign*

To everyone out there :
I am just curious to know of what you ppl think about me.

Or if you are a first-timer to my blog :
Than i would like to ask what is your first impression of me.

Kindly leave a comment in the comment box.

Thanks(:

I feel so fucking miserable without my N81.

Argh! I feel so miserable! Now i am using a fucking PINK N72. Can you imagine?! Me! Holding PINK phone! I don't have anything against pink, mind you. Just that it is so not me lah! Though i do have a few pink stuffs here and there but i will never ever hold a PINK phone. Pink psp i don't mind. Pink ipod i don't mind. But i don't know why i don't like my phone to be PINK!!!!

Ok ok. Stop this pink thing. I rather have a PINK phone than no phone. Hahahahaha! My handphone number is still the same. So to whoever is trying to contact me for the past 2 days can do so now.

But i still feel so miserable without my N81.*Cries madly* Uhh well....

After crossing the red line,this post shall become crude. So please prepare yourself!
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To the motherfucker person who kop my phone :
A BIG UNIVERSAL SIGN FOR YOU! _l_

If you are the motherfucker and you are a male :
I cursed your balls to rot and fall off and you become a tranny! And your hand which kop my phone kena chop off by a blunt spoon! Follow by a mad scientist sticking a vacuum cleaner up your motherfucking ass to suck your fucking brains out! Yes! You got me right! Your brains go through your ass and i will be at the side laughing my ass off!!!

If you are the motherfucker and you are a female :
I cursed your byebye hair keep growing till it can touch the floor and it is so fucking thick that you need a pair of extra sharp shears to cut it off, but 5 minutes later it will grow back and further more twice as long! And you shall become someone who is 不男不女! And your boobs shall sag like there is no tomorrow! And and and! You shall be BALD! Than you need to cut your byebye hair and use super glue to make it into a wig!!!


In short : SCREW YOU!

Went to watch Hancock with Sean!

Woohoo!!!

Took cab all the way to Junction 8.
I was late again.Late by 10mintues.
Plus i slept in the cab so when i wake up i was abit blur.I got out of the cab and dropped my baobei.
*GASP!*
And the casing split into half.
What the hell?!
Heart pain ah!

Anyway,watch the 2.55pm movie.The movie is quite ok.Some parts quite funny.Haha.
Oh ya!
Before the movie start right,you know the part where got alot advertisments one?Got one group of teenagers sitting in front of us.Think 3 guys 2 girls.One of the guy throw a popcorn at us.Fuck man!If it is not for sean there i would have slapped that bastard right there in front of all those people.
Sean is even more evil than me.He wanted to put ICE in that guy's shirt.Laughs!But in the end don't have becos we is good people,don't want fights and conflicts.Hahaha!

At the end of the movie we got up and walk towards the exit.And sean keep complaining to me that the people behind keep throw popcorn.
So i said : Next time you bring one basket inside and put it on your head.Middle of the movie you take it down and TADAH!,FREE POPCORN!

Lol.Ok,i am lame.I know i know.
Walk around and i borrowed sean's psp casing becos i can't relax about my baobei without a casing.
Was real tired,wanted to go home so sean pei me wait for my bus.
Than he keep 'play' me!What the hell!
He suddenly go say : eh 56 no service liao leh.
And i am dumb enough to go believe him and i started to panic.Then there he was laughing his ass off loudly.What the f***!!

F-ing hell.Wanted is NC16.F***!!!!

OK!
I think this will be a long post.And i mean it! LONG!!!!!
Today damn fucking suey i tell u!

First :
My less-thn-1-day-old D.I.Y lip piercing CLOSED!
And why?
The dumbest reason!
I was on the bus...
Asleep....
And my stud drop out.........
And i didn't realised that until i was going to bathe.
Wat the fuck can?!
Plus lip piercing close very fast de lor!

Second :
I lost my beloved N81.
Yes.
You got me right!
I lost my handphone.
How great?

Fuck it!

I know i know!
I can hear alot of people saying : 2 suey things only mah!
Eh hello hello!!! Excuse me excuse me!!! Handphone lost ok! I not heart pain 才怪!

Lip piercing i still not so heart pain lah.
Becos it is D.I.Y(Do it yourself).
Piercing needle cost like only $3.
If really go por-fes-tional pierce(which cost like around $65)i will truely heart pain.
Heng jiawan managed to psycho me into self-piercing.
Knowing how careless i am.
I think my piercing will close sooner or later if it is not just now.

I think after i get my parents consent to allow me to pierce my lip i shall do it with a por-fes-tional.
So i don't need to hide the piercing from them!

Jiawan's tongue piercing is the only successful piercing Zul did today.

LOL!

Argh!
Mine also can be success one lo!
Blame me being a stubborn ass!


ok this post is not as long as i thought.

Should i?
Or should i not?

FUCK LAH!
Damn fucking scary!
Bloody hell!

Jiawan!
Kesiao!
Help me!!!!
T.T

Wat if pierce tio vein?
Omfg!!!!

Wat if the piercing goes wrong?
FUCK IT!

Wat if..wat if....wat if....

SO MANY DAMN FUCKING WAT IFs!!!!
Shit lah!

I am so damn bloody scared right now.
FUCK IT!

ALRIGHT!
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK!
PIERCING NEEDLE AND STUD BOUGHT!!!

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

我有一个短舌头

Yes!
I have a short tongue!

I can hear alot of ppl saying : 'so what if u hav a short tongue?'
Well..
Having a short tongue means.........
I!!!!
CAN'T!!!!
FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!
PIERCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH!!!!!!
MY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*goes completely insane*

Why?!?!
Of all ppl why me who has a short tongue?!?!?!?!?!

AND!
How ironic is it?!
That I,
Got a short tongue and wan to pierce my tongue.
Yiting,
Got a tongue long enuf to pierce and she doesn't wan to pierce!

*cries and goes completely insane again*

Actually i can pierce my tongue...
But it must be abit to the left or abit to the right.
In other words : NOT MIDDLE!
In another meaning : CROOKED!
Okok..
I am being random again....

Uhh well...
Next target :
Lip piercing!
Woohoo!!!
xDDDD

Anyway..
Comments pls!
Lip piercing nicer or tongue piercing nicer?
Hmmm...=/

This is fucking creepy.
Honestly...





I am gonna tell u something about this 2 man..

First man - Abraham Lincoln.
Second man - John F. Kennedy.
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both presidents were shot in the head.

Freaky?
Read on!

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson(succeeded Lincoln) was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson(succeeded Kennedy) was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth(assassinated Lincoln) was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald(assassinated Kennedy) was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names have a total of fifteen letters.

What do u think?
There is more...

Lincoln was shot at a theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Their assassins,Booth and Oswald,were assassinated before their trials.

A week before Lincoln was shot,he was in Monroe,Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot,he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Is this pure coincidence?
If not...
What does this all mean?
Does it signify something?
How do you explain all the links between all this ppl if it was jus coincidence?

Someone provide an answer pls(:

Extracted from Yuping's blog.