DISCLAIMER
My previous post is jus my point of view.
I am not saying wat they did is wrong or anything.

Ok..
Enough of those shit..
One of my frens jus told me smth which is seriously...
DAMN!
FUCKING!!!
DISGUSTING!!!!!
FULLSTOP!!!

Seriously..
If u haven had ur breakfast/lunch/dinner/tea break/supper or watever shit u can think of.
Dun read on.
Really..
I mean it...

Ok enough crap..

This is wat she told me.

One morning arnd 5am,a 22yr old Susan Dalucci woke up with a painful need to urinate.
At first she thought she had diarrhea but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.
It was vry similar to the feeling of having diarrhea jus out of the wrong hole.

She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it,her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
In paralyzing pain, for the nxt few minutes she continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped to the sides of the toilet.
She was screaming wildly and the neighbors who heard her called the medics.

When medics arrived they found Ms DaLucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nth but her bath robe.
Running down her leg,was a stream of brown and green fluid.
The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg.
When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out,he exposed her vagina at which point a creature no larger thn the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her vagina and landed on the floor wif a wet plopping sound.

Shocked,the medics stared at the creature that was lying on the tiled bathroom floor in a casing of mucous.
It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.
The horrified medic turned to the toilet bowl as he felt the nausea setting in.
When he put his face down into the toilet bowl to puke,wat he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without feeling the urge to puke.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing about at a furious pace.
If u think this is bad,wait until u hear how it happened:

Ms DaLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma.
She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw wat she had done,she went into shock and fell,smashing her head on the toilet bowl and thn on the floor.

It is believed by medical police that on 2 nites before the accident,she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market.
While lying in a tub,she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure.
At that point she held up a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.

The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.
Traces of Ms. DaLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints.
The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings.
Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them and the lobster had crapped them out into ms DaLucci's cunt when she was torturing it.
Mud shrimps only take two days to gestate and Ms DaLucci was only four days away from getting her period.
Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp.
Over the night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes.
You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1000 mud shrimp in her toilet!


Disgusting?
I was eating sweet corn while typing this post out!
And the sweet corns reminds me of shrimp eggs.
OMGYM!!!!


P/S : bitch nt here today.3days and counting...